The UK's most senior civil servant has hit back against Alex Salmond's accusation that the Treasury leaked market-sensitive information about the future of RBS in Scotland as part of dirty tactics to undermine the yes campaign.
Bear in mind that this is a campus where one student leader asked to speak off the record in response to the question "Are you a football fan?," fearing that anything short of a resounding yes would undermine credibility.
What better way to undermine that than with yes or no questions about such topics as whether someone owns a bike, thinks it's okay to spank kids or will back David Paterson in a hypothetical primary in more than a year?
William Grant is expected to exploit that story to promote the drink in new places, although it fears access to new markets could be undermined by a yes vote in the independence referendum on 18 September.
If he says yes, he would undermine European allies who depend on the United States to push back against Russian aggression.
Equally, a yes vote would greatly undermine Cameron and spark a rupture in his party.
It is also political because the effect of a yes vote would be to undermine an important element of business secretary Vince Cable's pay reforms.
In such an environment, policymakers really would undermine the free exchange of ideas, and, yes, censor.
So yes, queer teens are probably going to undermine the fabric of society somewhat, but please don't mourn these tired rags.
So yes, carry on, but if you're trying to undermine me in future, could you find some new and interesting ways, please?
