"Well, he is tall, broad-shouldered, six feet three," Creme began.
What possible danger could come from eating a few hundred Creme Eggs between now and Easter?
In nine creme colors including coral, nude and red, and five gloss shades, among them crimson and dusty pink.
I've got five books on my lap, three Creme Eggs in my stomach and Twitter on the BlackBerry.
One of his team's recent assignments has been to scrutinise the Egg 'n' Spoon, a purple cardboard egg box containing four Creme Egg-sized chocolate eggs filled with mousse and sold with miniature spoons.
Her home turf is bathetic provincial comedy, of the type found on flyers for pizza takeaways, or in the Victoria Woodish tale of a motorcyclist with three Creme Eggs in his gob, suffocating under his crash helmet on the A63.
"Twelve mint, 12 mango, six creme brûlée" (ew creme brûlée) the list went on and on and on.
There are already two differing Creme Eggs.
It was the lightest, most delicately flavored souffle you can imagine, and it had just four ingredients: creme fraiche, butter, flour and eggs.
