An evening stretched into two booze-sodden weeks.
But what if you could put two boozes into your flask?
With the help of two booze-guzzling sherpas, we traverse the Colorado desert to understand why so many call this wasteland home.
I called up three booze experts for them to answer all the above, while hopefully also saying something that would enable my behaviour.
This one uses a heavier axe; that one is adept at clearing brush; this one boozes and brawls.
Filmed over five booze-, drug- and sex-soaked days in July 1968 in several Hamptons locations, it was a "guerrilla raid on the nature of reality," as Mailer described it.
Rat Queens, Vol 2: The Far Reaching Tentacles of N'Rygoth, Image: £7.69, amazon.co.uk Rat Queens is an on-going American fantasy comic series about four booze-loving, rowdy adventurers - a hipster dwarf, an atheist cleric, a rockabilly elven magic user, and a hippy Halfling thief.
Here are five booze-washed cheeses that you should definitely, definitely seek out.
Case in point is the agency's decision to send the three boozing agents home, a clear overreaction according to Dan Emmett, a 21-year veteran of the agency and author of the upcoming memoir Within Arm's Length.
Javid Abdelmoneim is an A&E doctor, so he knows a thing or two about booze and what it does to people (and what it does to the NHS).
And as Trump's inauguration approaches in just under two weeks, booze cupboards across the world are likely to be plundered again.
