Sentence examples for twat by from inspiring English sources
I would be heartened by a few chuckles, but would then see a wince and realise that I had just said "twat" by mistake.
They didn't come on until 2am and so I was completely twatted by that time but I swear to god it was like watching The Beatles in Hamburg 1961.
You don't go to a piano recital to find some twat frying up bacon by the stage.
Burnt holes in the soles of our Doc Martin boots, worked 17 hour days, got showered, got pissed, and went back to 'work', learned to sleep standing up, dodged bricks thrown from the darkness by some twat who thought it was funny".
I thought, "No, I didn't" and tried to find the column in question by Googling "Alan Davies, twat".
Some of the terms deployed by Morgan (such as "twat" and "cunt") were words whose usage in print have long been governed by the vagaries of internal style guides.
You can't believe how easily he pissed your love away by acting like a twat.
By the early noughties, the U2 frontman and "twat with a big heart" was well into his stride by now with his philanthropic alter ego.
Forgive the reheating of old chestnuts, but it seems appropriate to begin with a classic urban myth starring Bono, recently described with due reverence by Viz as "the little twat with a big heart".
There is also an alternate version, where the words "weed", "THC" and "twat" are blanked, the bong is replaced by a joystick, Alfie does not smoke, and, when Allen walks in on him masturbating, there is a big "censored" sign.
