When asked how the SurvivaBall might stand up to a terrorist attack, the pair dutifully demonstrate the "turtle position," ducking their heads into the orbs.
What you do see are turtles, ducks, and geese.
Through Sunday, "Wild Wetland Week," observe aquatic plants, frogs, turtles, ducks and insects in their natural habitats.
On a boardwalk raised about 10 feet above any hazard, one can watch an alligator gliding among the bulrushes, fish defending their mud nests from turtles, ducks and teals dabbling, whiskered otters catching whiskered sail-finned catfish.
Heading down the path from Belvedere Castle with her guardian and two canine siblings, Cheyenne suddenly broke away and bounded into Turtle Pond, home of snapping turtles, ducks and loons.
Local people like to see the crayfish swimming in tubs of water, the crabs snapping their claws and the turtles ducking in and out of their shells, a sign that dinner could not be any fresher.
And on to the Parque del Retiro, a 350-acre park with formal gardens and exhibition spaces; there's a lake to row on and a pond where children introduce the turtles, ducks and swans to a junk food diet, feeding them potato chips and doughnuts.
The list of species that YouTubers claim can dance is much longer, including ferrets, dogs, horses, pigeons, cats, fish, lizards, snakes, owls, camels, chimpanzees, turtles, ducks, hamsters, penguins, and bears, but they don't pass scientific muster.
Instead, he ducked his helmet turtle-fashion and took the shots, one after the other, until the officials could finally turn Vukota away.
