Sentence examples for turds i from inspiring English sources

Earlier, as John Gurbach, the Grizzly Pad's owner, showed me to my cabin, he said, by way of apologizing as we sidestepped a carpet of dog turds, "I told Steve, 'Clean up or the dog goes.' He's hoping for snow".

Add the fact that the remote was broken right out of the box and you've got one of the biggest turds I've ever laid eyes on.

Perhaps my brain had been broken by all the festive turds I'd already pumped into it, but I found myself unironically enjoying the film.

I'm not fucking waiting for a fucking bus"; "God this Wetherspoons is like inhaling a warm bucket of turds, I'm taking us to a champagne bar"; [ SOUND OF SOMEONE INHALING SOME VERY EXPENSIVE COCAINE AND THEN OFFERING SOME TO YOU] "Ahh, gak".

Just because he wears dumb hats and is in shitty movies and is, generally, just an all-around unbearably smug turd, I know that doesn't mean he is worse than a dictator or mass murderer.

Other popular phrases include: "God, I can't stop farting today"; "Here's a picture of that turd I found waiting for me in the ladies'"; "I really don't remember pushing a second tampon up there without taking out the other one first" and "I swear I'm gonna hunt down and kill the bitch who Three Mile Islanded the office toilet".

I've seen some abhorrent drivel written by these semiretarded turds, and I don't recall ever seeing one of them win.

I made a mental note to look into that later, and scooped up some trampled turds that I'd just seen one of the ponies piss all over.

She was like, 'Go at him harder.' He's a turd… I put $500m in his pocket and he hasn't even called me to this day.

Drawing attention to Gretchen's weight was the sort of behavior my mother referred to as "stirring the turd," and I did it a lot that summer.

It doesn't help that senior scientists often seem to sneer at political activism with the sort of disdain Brian Sewell might express if confronted by a dog turd - I don't think it was a coincidence that a younger, more junior generation of scientists drove the Science is Vital campaign.