They will be as different as wildflowers in an Iowa prairie or turds at the dog park.
People are doing some pretty creative things with turds at the moment.
When their dinner parties really got going, and the spirits were flowing, guests would throw dog turds at one another, just for fun.
In the meantime, he's an impatient little turd, pawing at the bottle and our hands, trying to get at the beer.
You will see the odd turd, but at no point will you be trudging through raw sewage.
Darth and Obi-Wan lightsaber duel over their mum's crossword, Grand Moff Tarkin gets annoyed with Vader calling him "a turd burglar at the gym", and Han looks forward to returning to the Death Star for some brisket.
The only thing cute about cat shit is when they've gotten into some Christmas tree tinsel and they've got a piece of it hanging out of their tuckus with a little turd dangling at the end.
There are parks, palaces, desert dwellings and gardens, all precisely rendered in pencil, and peopled by perky little turds, pointed at both ends.
Do you live in constant fear of bobbing turds floating at you while you swim?
