I had one on my tummy, probably about 5 months ago, and I kept thinking "I must go and talk to the doctor about that, I must go and talk to the doctor about them".
Wasn't it just yesterday I worried about breastfeeding, about percentiles, about tummy time?
Fat – I must admit, I had squidged her tummy and joked about that enough times too.
And if so, why haven't we heard more about tummy time on this side of the Atlantic?
Now, only one of those claims is without dispute, as Wolf concluded, the one about "tummy bugs".
To be the hit it deserves to be, it needs a tummy tuck of about half an hour in the second half.
Amira spent the last week telling everyone she was pregnant, clutching her tummy and talking about how Syed and herself were now "complete".
Or does it make you choke on your own vomit like that advert in which Martine McCutcheon talks about "tummy loving care" (we ain't in Love, Actually anymore, baby)?
In "The Swimming Pool," a pregnant Zarin pats her round tummy while thinking about the amniotic fluid that turns motherhood into its own watercourse for a baby: the poet becomes a body of water.
During the set she pogoed, stood stock-still with a pointing finger, rubbed her tummy (while singing about honey), flicked a towel like a whip, knelt and bent her head back to the floor, and hopped across the stage on one foot while kicking high with the other.
