Darren Fletcher has a trophy cabinet full of major honours.
Finland has a history of producing the highest global test scores in the Western world, as well as a trophy case full of other recent No. 1 global rankings, including most literate nation.
At the same time you pull into the driveway for the party Federer is just coming back to town on his private jet with his grand-slam trophies and jacket full of Rolexes which he gets paid to wear.
More than 1,000 hunters are roaming the northern woods, eager to bring home trophy antlers and freezers full of meat.
There are trophy cabinets and rooms full of photographs of Campbell with Elvis, Dean Martin, Ray Charles and Sammy Davis Jr and everybody who was everybody – permanent reminders of who he was.
And, as a nation, we need to ensure we have a cupboard brimming full of trophy marine reserves to drive a tourism economy based not on extraction but instead on exhilaration.
There's one thing I know: I will never forget how it feels to stand on a dark football field, aching and shivering, with a shiny trophy and a team full of amazing women whom I am proud to call friends and plan to keep in touch with for the rest of my life.
If we can get to the Premier League with Forest it will be another big achievement in a career that I've had full of trophies and medals as a player, and some trophies at a managerial level as well.
