And this is not the first time a spring training naming rights partner has faltered.
Determined to observe opening hours this time, Ivan and I borrowed a friend's son for the day, an 8-year-old comedian in training named Quinn.
They say he confessed under torture in Syria that he had gone to Afghanistan for terrorist training, named his instructors and gave other intimate details.
Yet, immediately after debunking his own premise, he twice trots out a prominent climate-change skeptic (with no climate-science training) named Benny Peiser and identifies him only as director of a "thinktank".
On the day of your trip, check the train name or number in the display at Chennai Central Station and note the platform number.
And off they went, looking for a train named Woodlawn.
In the 10th race Friday, a filly he trains named Brampton ran fastest of them all.
The man on the beach that day was a mechanical-engineer-in-training named N.
Old train names like Keystone, Empire and even Metroliner will give way to Acela.
To coincide with the fourth anniversary of John Peel's death, the late broadcaster has had a train named after him.
He also has a Virgin train named after him – but as "Picard" (sic), presumably for reasons of C-economy.
