This sensitively converted townhouse is a 45-minute drive inland from Valencia and half an hour from the beaches of Tavernes and Gandía.
At Kendal - a more conventional hostel, albeit one in a lush Georgian townhouse with narey a floor that didn't slope at some endearingly drunken angle - we had our own room and were given a hearty breakfast the next morning.
– Glasgow East Related: Battleground Britain: Nigel Farage's bid to capture Tory-held seat of South Thanet While for some of our voters in South Thanet, a typical Ukipper would be living in a townhouse, serving British beef, for others, it would be a "run-down house in Thanet – to try to fit in with society" and a job "in a gun shop".
There was a longstanding rumour that Duchamp once suggested cutting 20cm off a Jackson Pollock so it would fit into her townhouse.
Casa Noble, Aracena (lacasanoble.net, doubles from €115 B&B) is a boutique bed and breakfast with a small, intimate bar and decorated with period frescoes, plaster work, a tiled courtyards and other features of an early 20th century Andalucian townhouse.
Along with a large house in south Dublin around the corner from Bono and an eight-bedroom townhouse in Westminster valued at £13m, his portfolio of luxury properties stretched from Washington DC to Stockholm.
Few are as surreal as this: the smart gates of a religious primary school that abuts a neon-lit townhouse, in the doorway of which dances a hostess clad in hot pants, a hat and very little else.
Mr Lander starts the book and earns the reader's respect with his own story, told in taut and self-deprecating style, of how as a 29-year-old, with "absolutely no professional experience" and battling epilepsy, he took over an 18th-century London townhouse and set up L'Escargot.
Whereas the "yes" team work from an efficient-looking basement off a busy street in central Glasgow, the "no" folk occupy a gracious former townhouse off a quieter leafier square up a hill.
Isn't now the time to sell up that empty London townhouse you are holding as a safe place to store your money, especially if the market has peaked?
In one of the film's most talked-about scenes, Frank and Jake, before going to meet Monty at his favourite club, stand by a window in Frank's townhouse looking out over Ground Zero, where night is descending and the earth-moving machines are crawling about like beetles.
