Lietzke, a 13-time winner on the PGA Tour, turned 50 on Wednesday.
A Cambridge classics professor leads a fine tour, turning up surprises around every corner.
Not only has his Tour turned sour, but he also is under federal investigation for fraud and doping.
As things were, the entire tour turned out to be a monument to the vanity and conceit of Sir Clive Woodward.
The PGA Tour turned him down, and Martin sued in federal court in Eugene, Ore., his hometown.
Armstrong, soaking in a moment that will probably be the last of its kind for him at the Tour, turned to the spectators and beamed.
Something like Frasier meets Will and Grace meets Henry V. Oh, and then Frances de la Tour turns up, as their bessie mate Violet, and joins the fun.
The new documentary is essentially a Jimmy Carter book tour turned inside out, including a lot of face time with the likes of Larry King, Charlie Rose and Terry Gross.
As a celebrity who is transcendent of his low-rated sport, McEnroe has been a one-man marketing tour, turning up in the seats opposite, among others, Jay Leno and Katie Couric.
Even sweet and innocent Darby (Jane McGregor), who at 16 is the youngest of the children on the tour, turns out to be a parental life-saver.
Thanks to a zany trio of insectile computer bugs, the tour turns into a comic war of the worlds that gives the film such continuity as it has.
