The first scene plays the same game as all of T and P's bits, except K and K are in a gynecologists office, and blow the toupee off of their vag doctor through vigorous queefage.
Fellow concerned citizens, for our own well-being, let's enact "Trexit," and democratically Febreeze the smell of tanner and toupee out of America's couch cushions for good.
In certain stretches, the pavement is still scarred from last year's winter storms, full of cracks, out of which sprout toupees of awkward grass and shrubs.
As "Seinfeld" fans fondly remember, Julia Louis-Dreyfus' character "Elaine" had a talent for throwing toupees out of windows and determining which boyfriends were "sponge-worthy," but she was a terrible, horrible, awful dancer.
At the start of the movie, we see him carefully fixing his elaborate toupee on to the bald part of his head.
After shooting the scene in which Ali snatched Cosell's toupee on live television, Mr. Voight recalled, some of the crew broke into applause.
I can't help but visualize a toupee made of tofu, but perhaps that's just me.
Thirteen years, six movies, 18 hours of footage, thousands of beards, wigs and bushy eyebrows, not to mention hundreds of miles of toupee tape to attach them to actors' faces.
Drive is a simple redemption story, but it's told really well, a modern Western where cars are used instead of horses and where bad men wear toupees instead of black hats.
