Update: Gunn has issued a statement that reflects and expands on his earlier Twitter apology, My words of nearly a decade ago were, at the time, totally failed and unfortunate efforts to be provocative.
It was all an unfortunate error and I, for one, find the company's explanation totally convincing.
Former military ruler Muhammadu Buhari, who is popular in the north, denies instigating the "sad, unfortunate and totally unwarranted" events.
So this unfortunate (and totally minor) accident felt like 100 papercuts bathed in lemon juice.
Peschisolido was relieved of his duties shortly after the final whistle, after the result stretched Burton's winless run to 14. Torquay United manager Martin Ling told BBC Radio Devon: "I thought in the first half we were excellent and in the second half we looked totally in control until our unfortunate error.
"The whole situation is unfortunate.
This is a beloved piece of state folklore despite its unfortunate drawback of being totally untrue.
"This is another unfortunate example of the totally ridiculous obsession of some parents with youth sports," Eric Menzer, who helps manage the rink, told The York Daily Record.
The New York City police commissioner, Bill Bratton, described the incident as an "unfortunate tragedy", describing Gurley as "totally innocent".
Of course, you can also totally screw up your tank by such unfortunate twists of fate as injuries, a tough schedule, or simply being the New Orleans Pelicans.
