Sentence examples for took a shit from inspiring English sources
That's like asking for £5 because you took a shit".
"That person shaved, brushed his teeth with a stick, took a shit, got laid, whatever.
"The cat took a shit on Hendrix's sleeping bag, sir, and, ever since, he's tried to kill it a lot," Buzzell said.
When I'm 80 years old sucking soup through a straw and my great grandkids are scrolling through my timeline, do I want them knowing I told two million people that I took a shit at 4pm on a Thursday?
Breaking into a compound, he comments: "Everyone says the key is winning the hearts and minds of the locals, and I wonder how disposed I'd be to 30 guys who broke into my house and took a shit in the garden".
Caught out by Stern, she bawls at him in the street: "I just went in there and took a shit, OK?" Elsewhere she suddenly remembers that she didn't masturbate that morning, and wanders off to find her vibrator; the cameras that follow her everywhere retire as the knobbly length of latex powers up.
One week before my birthday this year, I was talking to someone at work about the time I took a shit-ton of mushrooms in Amsterdam during New Year's and had a life-changing experience that has since made me a better person and far more focused in life.
And take a shit in an actual porta-potty.
"Oliver Stone has the President taking a shit — how disrespectful.
Every time I take a shit.
The dog would occasionally walk in and take a shit.
