They would take a monkey egg, remove its genetic material and slip in the cell of another monkey.
'The Bush Administration has unscrupulously taken a monkey wrench to the level of action on climate change that science demands,' said its executive director, Gerd Leipold.
In this case it is the odd tale of British explorer Sir Richard Burton's attempt to learn the language of monkeys, which included his taking a "monkey wife" whom he sat in a high chair at the table and treated to a pair of pearl earrings.
"I was so sick I would've taken a monkey's liver," said the 58-year-old, who lives in Fort Worth, Texas.
You have to spend all your time entertaining them doing anything you can....why don't you try if you have what it takes to make a Monkey GO Happy?
Long-tailed macaques and spider monkeys took a median of 586 and 330 trials, respectively, to reach an errorless performance whereas a capuchin monkey required 321 trials.
One such request was to remove a "selfie" taken by a monkey, on the grounds that it infringed the copyright of the human photographer who posted the pictures.
And John Collier's "His Monkey Wife" took a more satirical look at the love between man and ape.
You can also use our simian relations to start a debate on image ownership and the internet, with the story of the legal battle over the monkey who took a selfie that went viral.
The monkey who took a selfie, to Libyans sharing survival tips online, BBC Trending brings you some of the top trends - in 60 seconds.
