Lucinda, when I finally forced her to start watching, correctly told me to stop bitching about the dragons: they were part of the deal, the price of voluntarily lowering oneself into the pit of the brain.
"On the subject of sadness, I may be passing on my sporting saddo genes to my six-year-old son, who whilst watching Pointless a few weeks ago, correctly told me that Brazil beat Sweden 5-2 in the 1958 World Cup final," says Steve Pye.
As 90% of you correctly told me, this is Michael Schumacher and Jean Alesi having a natter at the end of the 1997 Canadian Grand Prix, a race cut short by a leg-breaking crash for Olivier Panis.
"If the Glossi creator had their own affiliate links, they could try to use them, but we made no assertions that the link would track correctly or display the image or metadata for the product correctly," he told me via email.
"It's almost as if you have to abandon the idea of falling to fall correctly," Tavares told me.
The first educational message, Bolan told me, "is to use condoms correctly and consistently," because this is known to reduce transmission.
Mrs Lawrence, a woman with attractive, slanting, bright blue eyes, explained the natives of Bloomsbury to me – sometimes correctly – and told me how she had been obliged to protect her husband from the snares they laid for him.
Neither did the gas and air – mostly because nobody had told me how to use it correctly, so I wasn't actually getting a hit of that gloriously numbing gas into my bloodstream.
Trying it again, it's easier in some respects (my editor tells me I spell Thanksgiving correctly) yet more difficult.
Hearty thanks to all the commenters who rushed with pointless haste on my day off to tell me "yes", sometimes even spelled correctly – and so indeed they were proved right, and me wrong.
