"I thought to myself, I'm not going to fuck this up through lack of preparation.
The reporter was "shocked" to find a club full of 16 year olds, trying to fuck each other through their clothes, because logic is dead.
As much of the UK's youth blow whatever pittance they have dancing, fighting and trying to fuck their way through nights out, a newly minted Chinese generation are busy emptying jeroboams of champagne over each others' heads, riding around in super cars and generally doing their best to make Chamillionaire look like Charlie Bucket.
It's not an absurd idea that the vast majority of copulation that occurs in the world night after night is the direct result of bored, sad, lonely people bumping into other lonely, sad, bored people in nightclubs and going home to fuck their way through the malaise of modern life.
It's not an absurd idea that the vast majority of copulation that occurs in the world night after night is the direct result of bored, sad, lonely people bumping into other lonely, sad, bored people in nightclubs and going home to fuck their way through the malaise of the lives most of us lead.
The restlessness, the hunger, the thump in the gut, the thump in the cunt, the longing to be filled up, to be fucked through every hole, the yearning for dry champagne and wet kisses, for the smell of peonies in a penthouse on a June night, for the light at the end of the pier in Gatsby..
Is downloading Snapchat really a viable option for me any more?' It is not, and you are never going to develop an intergenerational lingua franca through which to fuck.
After that night I was through with trying to fuck English boys.
"In this environment, you have to fuck people every day," my friend told me as we drove through Donetsk.
