If you doubt this statement, read three reviews: a pop recording/concert from Rolling Stone, a classical recording/concert from the New York Times, and a jazz recording/concert from Downbeat.
"We would never make a decision about any associate based on a single isolated incident like this," the statement reads.
"The Weinstein Company, as the New York Times has noted, is following an oft-trodden path of creating 'well-publicised controversies' in order to promote their films by disseminating deliberate misinformation about the true nature of this dispute," the statement reads.
"Hercules, a two-year-old German Shepherd, had been in training for months to perform the swimming scenes for this film," the statement reads.
"The President is a very busy man, and he doesn't know me, and doesn't know how flawed my two main opponents are in this primary," the statement reads.
As we wait for an official statement, our thoughts and prayers are with the Palmer family during this difficult time," the statement reads.
"As parents and those with friends who have children with autism, we are appalled by the actions of the youth involved in the assault on this young man," the statement reads.
"If the tyrannical Saudi government wants their American master to be released, then they have to release our holy warriors that are held in Hair, Ruweis and Alisha prisons within 72 hours of this statement's date," the statement reads.
"This case remains open," the statement reads.
