So while the adults try to get him up in the mornings, print off job applications for him and try to bribe him to do as we think he should, he is wonderfully resistant.
See, at first they thought he was hiding bribe money, and then they realized it's highly unlikely that the governor would be bribed by a woman named Cindy Candypants.
Although still stunned by the Fifa president's resignation, Dyke thinks he can explain it, starting with the allegations of a bribe to erstwhile Fifa official Jack Warner.
He denied receiving bribes from illegal gambling operators and said that those who thought he would go should "stop imagining things".
"So, I began to think, If they can do it, why can't I?" Hu was a natural; he bribed judges — first with cigarettes, then banquets, then trips to massage parlors.
He bribed Banks with nickels and dimes to play catch.
He had thought to bribe Evija with flowers, but whatever it was he wanted from her he couldn't buy.
At home, Lee had tried everything she could think of: bribing with stickers, cutting tablets, applying a grape "glide" spray to make them go down more easily.
Unfortunately, he thought I was bribing him.
He bribes his son's friends with steak dinners.
