1 N. Connaughton (Firhouse, Dublin): Privates exposed if shielded by very small fig leaf (men open in tiny). 2 B. Jones (Streatham, London): Lovers, naked, inhibited by diminutive thingy!
iPad by Springy Thingy Pan: The Fearless Beribolt (£2.49) A number of interesting children's app-makers are springing up in the US in 2013, with Hullabalu one of the latest.
Like a broken muscle that grows back stronger or a samurai sword that becomes steeled by every blow by the hammer thingy they use (sorry, it's late and I don't feel like looking up the word) and the hot and cold tempering.
Then we'll have a "sneak peek" of a chap who is either the hero's best friend or the main villain played by him off of thingy, who is quite keen to mention Othello a bit in all his identical two-minute junket "interviews".
I apply some By Terry Hyaluronic Face Glow foundation thingy that is far too dark for my usual mortuary pallor, then I try a bit of approximative shading on either side of my nose in the hope I'll look more Nathalie-esque.
I hacked the Engine Control Unit on my car by unplugging the automatic and bypassing the thingy which says when to change gears, so instead of changing at 5,000 rpm it changes at 6,000+ rpm.
I've heard they're worth £600 on the eBay thingy.' Looking out over Wembley Way, Jenkins was awestruck by how much had changed in the interim 69 years.
Cataloguing their entire lives on Instagram, Twitter or whatever other web thingy they're using this week, they will, we sigh, be forever dogged by youthful misdemeanours we once could happily leave behind.
Hovering above the Olympic Park on a warm, blue-skied night was the weirdly lovely red plastic thingy that twists towards heaven for no other reason than it looks great, designed by Anish Kapoor and Cecil Balmond.
