For one thing, the post-encephalitics occupy different orders of time.
This is a site that can do things the post office cannot, like forward children's requests for toys from Santa to their parents.
They decided to reduce circulation from 6,800,000 to 3,000,000, weeding out tiresome readers who had been buying the "Post" but had not been buying the things the "Post's" advertisers had been trying to sell them.
"The Museum of Feelings actually feels things," the post asserted.
For one thing, the United States Post Office was unusually extensive.
Then I actually look at the things I bought, wrap them, tie on the bows, attach the cards, pack them up again, tuck in a tin of homemade cookies and schlep the whole thing to the post office.
As Cohen remarked, "Why would an FBI agent at a conference contradict what his boss just said?" Cohen says the worst thing about the Post's reporting an apocryphal story is that it could lead to copycats.
In an odd fashion, Bezos may have to do the same thing at the Post.
But it encapsulates what some business leaders see as a deep suspicion of the rich – and thus of entrepreneurialism, aspiration, and a bundle of other things the post-Thatcher consensus decreed politicians must cherish.
"This is a good thing," the top post on Physical_Removal read.
