Since I was none of those things, I replied, he was right to look elsewhere.
And he's kind of tacky, no?" "He has so many secret things," I replied.
"People believe all kinds of crazy things," I reply.
"And do you further swear or affirm," I asked myself, "that you will not concoct any of those theories about how Disney World may reflect the escape fantasies of American Society or about how Disney World may be the symbol of the Final Plasticization of All Life, or any of that kind of thing?" "I do," I replied.
The poor thing!" At first I replied, "Gypsy didn't tell the full tale, and anyway,- she's been gone for 15 years," but in time I stopped explaining and just thanked them for their condolences.
A reporter covering recent LGBT strides toward equality recently asked me, "Are you surprised at how fast things are moving?" When I replied that I think they're actually moving pretty slowly, he looked at me quizzically.
At one point, he inquired, "Do you have a thing for black men?" "Sure," I replied.
"Some things are better, some worse," I replied.
"I don't know, I thought she took things up to your place," I replied somewhat perplexed.
I replied, "No, the daddy thing".
