"He hangs attributes on his characters as if they were caps and bells, and he has these unwitting jesters say and do thigh-slapping things".
The fastest finishers had a higher thigh drive, for one thing; at its apex, their femur bone was almost parallel to the ground, like the front legs of a bounding deer.
"The slip won't be a cleavage-heaving, thigh-baring sort of thing," Ms. Johansson said, "but it'll look great".
A wand rotates around her, emitting low-power radio waves that record about 200,000 body measurements, figuring out things like thigh circumference.
Anderson missed the second Test against Sri Lanka because of a side strain, but side strains are one thing, stiff thighs quite another.
Because EA added feet, hands, and thighs to the things your character sees as she jumps around the city, you essentially feel that you're inside the game, a sensation called proprioception.
"There's no such thing as a thigh gap on my body," Graham told me.
Since that got canned, she "invented" a thing called the Thigh Master, sold over 10m of them, then became an exercise guru, jewellery designer, media mogul, and spiritual writer - among other things.
Before Angelina Jolie made a thing of the thigh-high skirt slit, there was the promising newcomer Anthony Vaccarello, whose dresses have so many slices and dices that they could be used to grate cheese.
We want to be paid not by the thing between our thighs but by how hard we work.
