"I just got the freaking update for [Instagram] the other day and I was like, 'Wouldn't it be cool if they... nope, no they did not.' But I don't feel like it would hurt them and I feel like it would only give some of us some sanity," she said.
Update: Oddly, the company first told us it was a Series C round, then after checking Crunchbase and asking them to confirm, they said, nope, it was actually a Series B. After going to press, they asked us to change it back to a Series C! Here's what they're telling me today.
"They asked him 'Where was Jesus born?' And he says 'Pittsburgh.' So they say 'Nope, Bethlehem.' And then Roy says, 'I knew it was some place in Pennsylvania.' " The rows behind us exploded in laughter.
They said, "Nope, no kids," and maybe my eyes were the ones to glaze.
When BBC2 commissioned my show three years ago, I said: "When am I going on this BBC course, then, to learn how to present a cookery programme?" They said: "Nope.
"'Dogs can't be in here, there's food!'" She said she answered, "It's my right to be here, just like it's your right to be where you are," but they responded, "Nope, get out".
They said, "Nope"...you need to get this person medically fixed up and decontaminated prior to us accepting him.
I'm oddly proud of the fact that for more than a few men who saw my work as a kid I was apparently the last heterosexual crush before they realized "Nope.
And they were like, "Nope, if they try to bring them into the friends and family section, we won't allow it to happen".
