Related: Jeremy Hunt and the Tories: a scary prospect for Britain's mental health The plan for those with common mental health conditions such as depression to see a therapist within 18 weeks, and for people having their first episode of psychosis to get help within two weeks, came into force on 1 April.
And the things they've been saying," she says, adding confusingly: "I'm not a therapist!" She rings off, warning me darkly: "Tread carefully".
And even Lionel Logue, the speech therapist who cuts through so much of the monarchy's pomposity, is a hideous social climber who subtly becomes more and more obnoxious and complacent the more access he gets to the king.
Older patients should be taken home to be assessed by an occupational therapist or physiotherapist – that shouldn't be done in a hospital.
Amnesty reports that officials at the Hamad hospital psychiatric unit in Doha say anxiety or depression caused by deception about work is the chief cause of admission, and an occupational therapist told a local newspaper that 12 to 15 domestic workers visited the unit daily.
"I'm also a sex therapist – that's the fun part of my job," she says.
At first, Nurse introduced a speech and language therapist who used a simple sign language but Harber seemed more interested in the pictures they brought along.
My experiences in India increased my respect for how different cultures interpret the world, and taking this understanding forward will no doubt make me a better occupational therapist as I start my career in the UK.
In one famous study she sought to examine the process by which a therapist can generate a memory of an event simply by suggesting it.
False memories don't even require a therapist.
"Sometimes I end up being more like a friend or therapist than a coach to my clients," Popper admits.
