In the story, a caller never succeeds in connecting with the famous "Slavic Bazaar" restaurant to make a reservation, making contact instead with a child, a factory, the wrong restaurant, another child and, finally, with Slavic Bazaar, only to be cut off before the reservation can be made.
I had so many big blows in the beginning from working and hiring the wrong people, to dishonest factories, to terrible patterns resulting in un-wearable garments, I could go on and on.
"Because of the wrong policies of Ahmadinejad, our factory's door is locked," he told me.
"But the factory sent the wrong color," explained Patrick Calello, its designer.
Chris Goldsmith, of Turnstone, said: "We understand the desire for a Waitrose and John Lewis at Home, but the Cranes factory is the wrong location and it will make any retail-led redevelopment in Ipswich town centre even more difficult to attain.
It's more a mash-up of technology in all the wrong ways, like breakdowns in factory processes or machine failures in places that are difficult to service and faulty communications back to IT departments.
Unfortunately, the factory soldered on the wrong type of jack which, if left in place, would leave the gadget unable to connect to a computer network.
Like with any business, we had some interesting moments, including when an employee from the local power company pulled the power on the wrong line and shut all the factory's machinery down, only to turn it back on and blow out the air compressor.
He said, "I think it's funny the factory gave the blue crayon the wrong wrapping".
