Dear Diary: My car, which is usually parked on the Upper West Side, was broken into three times in six weeks, which prompted me to put up signs in the windows: "Please leave this car alone.
But until that joyous day when you can throw your increasingly complex password recall system out the virtual window, please change your passwords regularly: Once a month at the minimum.
A sign under one of the windows reads: 'To open or close window, please ring for an attendant.' 'We've still got some of those,' says John. 'But no one answers.
But as the hours and minutes go by like scenery barely noticed through a train window, please bear in mind that Through The Keyhole with Keith Lemon lasts for almost an hour.
"I'll be grazing by your window, please come pat me on the head," Mascis sang.
If you use acne cream and put her near a window, please put a towel over her body except for where the stain is.
At 12 01 P.M., the video abruptly returned to boredom: Burgess Meredith, as a bank teller, silently putting up a "Next Window, Please" placard.
But if you do throw your iPhone through a window, please send us a video of you doing it.
I waited for a half hour, then called out the window, "Sir, please talk to me about this traffic stop".
