It was the fifteenth time that Obama has spoken after a mass shooting.
CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report) — Two days after their team completed a losing season for the fifteenth time in seventeen years, a consortium of Cleveland Browns fans has formally applied to relocate the N.F.L. franchise to Los Angeles.
CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report)—Two days after their team completed a losing season for the fifteenth time in seventeen years, a consortium of Cleveland Browns fans has formally applied to relocate the N.F.L. franchise to Los Angeles.
By Andy Borowitz January 5, 2016 CLEVELAND (The Borowitz Report) — Two days after their team completed a losing season for the fifteenth time in seventeen years, a consortium of Cleveland Browns fans has formally applied to relocate the N.F.L. franchise to Los Angeles.
Be warned, it can be a pretty frustrating process after the fifteenth time you've repositioned the cups on your ears.
As a result of his actions, Titus received the title of Imperator for the fifteenth time.
