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"They can if you hit them in the bollocks with a cricket bat... for 14 hours".
When I was 13, I bought Never Mind the Bollocks with Christmas money from my grandparents, put a paperclip through my already-pierced ear, and called myself punk rock.
Like: there is nothing not funny about a man in a lazy, insouciant pose who gets full on pelted in the bollocks with a football, like out of nowhere, the dude going from 'smart casual' to 'doubled over in ball-based agony' in half a second flat, that is always funny, that is never not amusing, never.
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As Ryan Lamb was lining up his conversion, his 14 colleagues were summoned to the touchline for a close encounter of the bollocking kind with Toby Booth, their head honcho.
They made the Top Ten again with "Pretty Vacant" and "Holidays In The Sun" and topped the album charts in November 1977 with Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols – the object of an obscenity court case.
His devotees have a tendency to overstate its impact on his music – 1977's Dandy in the Underworld was another solid effort, but you'd never confuse it with Never Mind the Bollocks – but had he lived, who knows?
"Well, I'd call that total bollocks," she replies – with great emphasis on the bollocks.
If you really want to make a statement with your plastic, you're more likely to attract admiring glances with one of these than a Never Mind The Bollocks card.
"Same thing with The Pet Shop Boys – except they don't even have the bollocks to get up live.
Tired of the bollocks.
It's the bollocks".
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