Broadway's trouble, he sings, is spelled "with a capital T and that rhymes with D, and that stands for Dull".
Over on the touchline, Neville leapt up and down, at one point furiously spitting something that rhymes with "ducking punt".
The closest anyone gets to mentioning the subject is when a stoner type refers to "something that rhymes with schmamortion" and is roundly derided.
The problem with land, my dad and others like to say, is that "it eats but it doesn't spit" (or something that rhymes with spit, anyway).
So you're thinking that number two is either made by a brand that rhymes with nexus, or a carmaker with a big star on its hood.
I also really love puns and the only word I could think of that rhymes with totem, is scrotum.
Toufa, 30, who goes by the stage name SOFI, cutely dubbed herself "something that rhymes with Beyonce!!!!!" The bride-and-groom-to-be have been dating since 2009.
Oh, yes, we got trouble, right here on TV, with a capital T and that rhymes with V and that stands for VIEWERS.
Let us not mention the online event of two years ago that rhymes with "LamerLate" and the fault lines it revealed in the community's delicate psyche.
Dear Mr. Ethics, I am the wife of the president of a large country just south of Turkey that rhymes with "diphtheria".
