Sentence examples similar to that jerk off from inspiring English sources

Imagine then what my conscience gave me for all that jerking off! "Portnoy's Complaint" was a bestseller (more than four hundred thousand copies sold when it came out, in 1969) and became as much a part of the popular culture that year as Woodstock and the Mets.

Did sperm donors have a big meeting and decide that jerking off into a cup was too primitive and disgusting?

The inevitable filibustering of the law had included one opposition senator proclaiming that jerking off was "genocide".

Richardson makes expensive coffee table books that dudes jerk off to.

I thought, "What are you going to do with that?" Probably jerk off in the back room with it.

- Remember that jerk-off pastor from Florida who got everyone in a tizzy by burning Korans?

It's been said that jerking-off can cause blindness, will make you impotent or infertile, can lead to mental illness, or, arguably the worst of them all, will result in you burning in eternal hellfire.

Yes, there are options out there, from the high-powered PC builds that jerks on the internet show off about ("PC MASTER RACE, BRAH" dudes truly are the geek-jocks supreme of gaming culture), to the off-the-shelf new consoles that make updated versions of old games look super pretty but really don't do anything fresh, just yet.

People who would never dream of doing anything violent, and who--because of the actions of a few truly evil people--are prevented from expressing normal frustrations, normal anger, out of (often justified) fear that someone might "go crazy," show up packing a gun, etc.? Sometimes we need to get in someone's face and tell that jerk to f off.

I didn't really want to believe that everyone inside was gonna go home later that night and jerk off over a violent cartoon, so I moved on from Dan and Ben.

I remember a comment someone once left on an article that I had written, saying, "You know that people jerk off after White Lung shows".