His role of honour - which is the kind of polar opposite of a five-word Webby Awards speech - lists everyone that was ever involved, and then finishes by saying that a turn on the Letterman show would be a great encore.
"There is no social issue that has ever involved this kind of money," he said.
"In 20 years of practicing here, I can't think of any case in Atlanta that's ever involved New York Mafia allegations," said Donald F. Samuel, a prominent local defense lawyer who is representing Larry Gleit of Dix Hills, N.Y., the club's financial officer.
In the letter, Harris talks of his self-loathing at his "affair" with a woman 35 years his junior but denied that it ever involved underage sex.
Honestly, in cases that might ever involve a child passenger, I would happily toss my purse after the thief and say good riddance.
Ottawa, meanwhile, is struggling to defend the identity of its intelligence agents and confidential informants who may have provided the information that led Syrian authorities to arrest the men, despite shaky evidence that they were ever involved in terrorism.
And it might come as a surprise that he was ever involved in Scientology, but Jerry Seinfeld admitted in 2007 that he dabbled in the religion for a short time.
But Keith insists that none of his immediate family were ever involved in that kind of business.
There is no evidence that Asif was ever involved in any Muslim group before he left Britain.
"He told me that in all his career, this was the most emotional, most important endeavor that he was ever involved in," he said.
