The US already has restrictive immigration and a high cost of living – by making it a hostile environment for those that don't appease the internet's overlords, we're rejecting the future geniuses of tomorrow.
But that did not appease the hedge fund.
Egypt's interim presidency announced a judicial investigation into the killings, but that did not appease angry crowds, who were still massing as night fell at the nearby Rabaa al-Adawiya mosque, a focal point for pro-Morsi protests.
But that did not appease the protesters, who demanded that her government be replaced with an unelected "people's council".
But that did not appease outraged demonstrators who have been on the streets since Friday to protest at the policies of Erdogan, seen as increasingly authoritarian figure in Turkey.
That didn't appease Amazon, which then took the step of blocking Statsaholic from accessing Alexa graphs, although they left other sites doing the same thing intact.
But that didn't appease the "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" actor: He took to Instagram to share his on-point reaction.
The possum is actually lowered slowly and then set free after the event, but that didn't appease People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which sued to try and stop event coordinators from using a live possum.
But that distinction does not appease everyone.
The word is that this did not appease the critics.
