Of course, I wouldn't really know unless I put it on my lap, but I'm not willing to do that since I singe my crotch every night when I'm at home on the couch.
Luckily, I singed only my hair and eyebrows, but my credibility took third-degree burns.
(I know it will grow back -- at least it did last summer when I singed it off lighting a barbecue grill).
When no one stopped him, from a sublimely ridiculous angle, he fired a cannon shot so hard over the hapless Slovenian keeper's head, that it singed the poor fellow's scalp.
You blew out fuses every Saturday night before socials drying your hair with your Conair Yellow Bird, or using your trusty diffuser for your perm or awesome Windmere crimping iron that only singed your hair a tiny bit, so it was worth it.
As we pulled into the driveway, a security guard who works out of a little hut on the front lawn, beside a massive "MEGA" logo that's singed into the grass approached our car to ensure we weren't agents of Hollywood, then waved us past the gates.
Breaking news from Rasdorf, Germany: Late last month, this farming village of some 1,500 souls was literally shocked when a shed housing 90 cows spontaneously burst into flames that singed the shed's roof and the hide of one unlucky beast (who was later treated for burns).
Once seated, I began to dissect my burrito, looking to expel anything that might singe my half-Irish, half-Italian and wholly American palate.
Reed moved to the bow and I switched to the back, where I immediately singed my calf on an exhaust pipe.
Reed moved to the bow and I switch to the back, where I immediately singed my calf on an exhaust pipe.
