Really though, we've heard such pitch-based alarmism a lot lately, often days in advance of Tests, which is ludicrous.
He has scored 12,775 runs in Tests, which is the second highest aggregate in history behind Tendulkar (14,965).
Nor do they involve failed drug tests, which is the easiest evidence for baseball to act on.
There's a new slant on that black-and-white newsreel footage of 1950s nuclear tests, which is ingenious, but weirdly comes close to making the nukes the heroes.
Unfortunately, many students and educators make the mistake of comparing percentile information from the two tests, which is not an accurate comparison.
Some people think that they are not very bright, but a herpetologist from the American Museum of Natural History says that they do as well as rats in maze tests, "which is pretty good for a reptile".
Give me back my Mensa membership because any fule know any fule can be tutored up for IQ tests, which is why selective schools prefer this discredited measure of intelligence.
"We obviously do a lot of research on him because he averages something like 52 in over 110 Tests which is remarkable, the career he's had," the England fast bowler said.
What the Yankees love are the big tests, which is why they can flunk a pop quiz against the Oakland Athletics and then come back and stifle the Atlanta Braves.
So in women ages 20 to 30, doctors often order repeat Pap tests, which is expensive but may catch the tiny minority of cancers that develop in less than 15 years.
The problem, he said, may be the extensive prostate screening with P.S.A. tests, which is leading one American man in five to end up with a diagnosis of prostate cancer.
