Auer and his team measured lifetime marijuana exposure in a fantastic new unit of measurement they call "marijuana-years".
"This is the most interesting sports team of my lifetime," said Dan Le Batard, a local sports radio commentator at the Heat's flagship station and a Herald columnist.
Dwain Chambers, back in the team after his lifetime ban for taking performance enhancing drugs was overturned, tried to be philosophical about the mistake.
He was a man of the Mets, whose affectionate amazement about the team of his lifetime stamped him as the son that Casey Stengel never had.
As my pal Noel Butler up in Montreal says: "If we use M.L.S. as the barometer to gauge progress of the U.S. men's national team over the lifetime of the league, that progress has been steep and should continue.
Obviously, I have no memory of the next year, when Modell got into a power struggle with Paul Brown and fired him, or of 1964, when the Browns won the only championship by any major Cleveland sports team in my lifetime.
He has said that he has no intention of selling the team during his lifetime, but there is worry in Buffalo about what might happen to the franchise upon his death.
Bolting his lifetime "team," he recalled, came only after a long period of "tremendous personal turmoil and angst," in which he finally concluded that "there was no tolerance for moderation" in the national Republican Party.
This decision would take on added meaning for British Olympic sport as it set a precedent that ultimately brought down Team GB's lifetime doping ban.
Moreover, a strategic coming out managed by the right business team enables a lifetime of revenue opportunities.
