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Tape your hands every time you spar.
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Tape your left hand fingers.
Beer bongs, Baileys bongs, Jagerbombs, shotgunning tinnies, Goon of Fortune, centurions, King's Cup, getting two litre bottles of Smirnoff gaffer taped onto your hands and not being able to leave the room until you finish both of them.
A physical cassette tape in your hands has such a insistent aesthetic; just holding one makes you want to find a tape player to fulfill its destiny.
If you have trouble tearing the duct tape with your hands, hold the loose end in one hand and tear with your teeth.
For example, if you want to make a large black heart, begin by rolling the tape between your hands until it forms into more of a rope shape.
After you drop a jar of peanut butter in front of someone you fancy and watch in horror as it shatters into pieces and splatters peanut butter chunks on the floor, burst out laughing at your inherent clumsiness, cracking a joke that you should be required to wear double-sided tape on your hands––and then apologize and help clean it up.
By extension, I'd like to know what sin you'd need to have committed to deserve waking up in a stupor, strapped into the Saw ride with a Dictaphone gaffer-taped to your hand.
The person you show the trick to should not see the lead taped on your hand.
Don the red tapes around your hands and wrists, red/white striped kneepads, and red boots.
Wrap the tape around your hand with the adhesive side out and dab the clothing.
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