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You remove them just like a tampon," I explained.
And to all the men collapsing like southern belles at our unladylike behaviour: I'm sorry, but your attitude is as pathetic, old and irrelevant as the dusty tampon I keep finding in the bottom of my handbag.
When a friend quietly asks me if she can bum a tampon, I usually can't help her.
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Buy the same tampons I use.
"I just kept looking at tampons I had in my studio, and I liked the shape and then what you could do with them," she said.
I've also had a bit part in the movie "Zoolander" and appeared in a national TV commercial for Playtex tampons (I was the boyfriend).
But for such a skilful writer, Robotham is depressingly reliant on stereotypes: there's a bitter divorcee and a painted-by-numbers lesbian policewoman called Ronnie Cray (sic) of whom someone asks: "Does she still roll her own tampons?" I'm guessing not.
"I am horrified to learn via e-mail that the tampons I have been using for 33 years contain dioxin," reads one message.
He knows, for instance, what brand of tampons I buy and that I'm slowly killing myself with diet hot chocolate.
Shit, perfect, I thought as I unwrapped an organic tampon that I had stored in a plastic bag to prevent it from unraveling at the bottom of my backpack.
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