Because if Carlsberg did actually do team talks, surely the shouting would come from Hans Christian Andersen, Michael Laudrup, Niels Bohr, Sandi Toksvig, Lars von Trier, Whigfield and Søren Kierkegaard?
On the agenda were the state and city's dire budgets, but any gloomy talk was surely mitigated by the trappings and the sand trap.
Now talk will surely turn to a potential big-money matchup against Wladimir Klitschko, the longtime division kingpin who has won 21 fights in a row dating back to 2004.
Mr. Norton's peevish, self-delighted autocrat will generate the most talk (and surely all sorts of prizes to add to the Olivier Award he picked up in London).
If the President can take down Jimmy Kimmel, who gets paid millions of dollars for hosting a late-night talk show, surely he should be able to handle Romney, whose rhetorical talents are, let us be kind, less fully developed.
All that talk almost surely ends up becoming the long elusive Grand Bargain.
The talks will surely center on the potential for Iran to restrain its nuclear program, in exchange for relaxed sanctions.
But, as this is Hercules and Raymond Gaines we're talking about, surely anything is possible.
