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"When she's taking a shit at three in the morning, she's wearing heels," Silverman explains.
Previously: How To Avoid Taking A Shit At A Festival.
How To Avoid Taking A Shit At A Festival.
Earlier this week we ran an article about how to avoid taking a shit at a festival.
Like many people, I thought Twitter was for notifying people you were taking a shit at Burger King, so I avoided it.
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When I'm 80 years old sucking soup through a straw and my great grandkids are scrolling through my timeline, do I want them knowing I told two million people that I took a shit at 4pm on a Thursday?
Plus: you get to say you've taken a shit at the Queen's house.
Even if he had the audacity to take a shit at my house the first time we hung out, he would have been back by now.
There's exceptions, sure, but if you really want to take a shit at a music festival and have that log represent some justice in the world you're going to have to do it on the main stage.
"Oliver Stone has the President taking a shit — how disrespectful.
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