And while Sapphire teams tell us they haven't enough officers to chase up witnesses, or even to take statements, kerb-crawlers are spied on from helicopters.
He says lawyers are already likely to be on the ground, taking statements, because the losing party needs to be armed with a full statement of evidence when it files a challenge.
But they also admit such statements take on added weight this year because voters remember Mr. Clinton's finger pointing denial that he had had sex with a White House intern and are putting a premium on honesty.
That statement took on greater significance on Wall Street after the minutes hinted at the more unnerving prospect of action as early as June.
"The real question is will they take on board the statements that are there and will it affect the process," the official said.
That's not a shocking statement, but given the limited access that Google offers investors (see: "Reading Google's Tea Leaves"), little statements can take on an outsized importance.
"It's time to get beyond the small fry," he said in a statement, "and take on the major players like Al Gore".
The causal theory underlying this example can be thought of as a series of if then statements: "If staff take on more appropriate roles, then clinic time pressure and stress are alleviated; if time pressure and stress are alleviated, then staff, within their appropriate roles, are in a stronger position to address patients' ingrained habits and motivate change".
Another such dream drama is Sucker Punch, the bloated new offering by Zack Snyder, whose 300 was a masterpiece of pulp over-statement, and whose take on Watchmen was at least nobly ambitious.
"I am proud that my constituents felt I would have the courage of my convictions to take on the city," the statement said.
