Around one corner, Ty Miller of Cutting Edge Tactical was swinging a giant tool with a hook made of titanium and aluminum that looked like a medieval weapon.
As a result, they will be pondering the strange movements of the orange tide and seek its meaning in nebulous terms of shifting tribal allegiance, tactical manoeuvres, regional swings, polling errors, honeymoons and holiday romances.
Yet winning or retaining this group of voters will not necessarily secure the election: opposite base backlash and resulting tactical voting could easily swing things in the opposite direction.
Sara Errani continued her string of upsets at the French Open as she toppled Samantha Stosur in a match that featured huge momentum swings, shrewd tactical adjustments, and a tricky, swirling wind on Court Phillippe Chatrier.
There is a meticulous preparation for his serve, ground strokes which run on rails, volleys punched and not swung too much, tactical caution mixed with technical variety, and no encouraging the opposition with displays of frustration.
The group is not explicitly advocating tactical voting but will aim to win swing voters away from the Conservatives.
Meanwhile, a 15.9% swing from Conservative to Labour suggests tactical voting by Tory supporters.
This was one of the main reasons why Tony Blair won 24 more seats than the 10% national swing would otherwise have brought him.Such anti-Conservative tactical voting occurred on an unprecedented scale.
Expect official players and teams, deep tactical depth, and (hopefully) less server issues as the game gets into the swing of things in the coming weeks.
Tactical voting was a significant factor in Labour retaining Edinburgh South, and Alex Salmond didn't enjoy the same monstrous swing that his colleagues saw.
