This is to be eaten at those huge 6ft-wide communal tables, planted with guttering candelabras.
Ping! will see 100 tables planted in top tourist spots around the capital between 24 July and 22 August, including Tate Modern, Soho Square, Heathrow airport and even (hallelujah!) the Guardian's HQ, Kings Place, in King's Cross.
But most diners — honeymooners, local families and sunset photo snappers — opt for the 20 tables planted on the beach and lit by tiki torches.
"My local bar with my mates, cooking for my mother, making tables, planting vegetables: It's the classic idea of the artistic existence".
The fund also paid for toys, computer games, tables, plants, magazine subscriptions, videos and tape players.
Cement steps on the left go to a mezzanine terrace of apartment doors, balustrades, a restaurant with little tables planted in the walkway, dwarfed by the vaulted underside of the floor above.
"And the miniatures, which produce more than one spike, with many flowers, make nice table plants".
Schumer cracks his open, suspecting that the reporter at the table planted something embarrassing inside.
We then walked to the beach, where we feasted on calamari and enormous skewered shrimp at a candle-lit table planted in the sand.
Window and table plants: kalanchoes, cane-stem begonias, African violets, orchids (moth orchids are fairly easy but only bloom once or twice a year; complement them by surrounding them with attractive foliage plants).
