And gaffe after gaffe would indicate that, yes, the eye has very much swivelled off the ball here.
8.42pm GMT 53 min: Osman, again showing his intelligence to find space in the box, receives another Gerrard pass, then swivels and gets off a good shot.
The highly stylised sequence, created by Maurice Binder, features circles of different colours jumping across the screen in geometric formations, and was preceded by the now familiar shot of Bond swivelling to pick off a would-be assassin (also created by Binder).
Andreas Weimann picked up the ball with his back to goal but swivelled to shoot off his right foot, only to be denied by the slight frame of Britton on guard at the far post.
Joey O'Brien's lofted pass from the left wing picked out Cole's run and the former England midfielder swivelled before firing off a left-footed effort which bobbled past Lloris and into the far corner.
To switch off the current, swivel the paperclip away from the first tack.
All at once he swivels on the couch and stares off at the wall.
Ronaldo's first act was to waggle about and dust off that old teenage swivel over the ball, an indication that he fancied this stage.
These naïve whelps whose education clearly did not extend to being taught what the word intern means ("one who receives practical training in a working environment") are rising up off their swivel chairs, shaking off their imaginary shackles, and demanding what is not rightfully theirs: a workingman's wage.
Performers run in place, pair off and, hands locked, swivel their hips with spastic fury.
