The swifter a news story is moving, the more likely I am to put off getting to the newspaper at all.
The animation studio famous for its swift skewering of news events is poking fun at Facebook's stock price.
That followed a poor weekend at the Masters, where he finished tied for 38th before unloading on Augusta National Golf Club in a petulant course critique that led to a swift apology via news release.
"Through a police operation, Elian Gonzalez was rescued from his kidnappers in Miami," was how the excited commentator on Cuban state radio described it 90 minutes after the raid, an unusually swift delivery of news.
Swift announced the news on "Good Morning America" on Monday and directed fans to TaylorSwift.com for full dates and ticketing options.
The president addressed the administrations sluggishness to act on an inquiry into AIGs bonuses, even as New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo was taking swift action as the news broke.
But there have been some unifying themes, most notably that allied progress has been swift and that the news media have been exaggerating the negative.
Some folks expect the swift delivery of their news subscriptions in a format that is easily readable.
Gustav's impact may have already been built into the crude trade, since the retreat was swift after the supply news.
When asked by a reporter how NASA interpreted the data, Mainyu shrugged her shoulders and said, "How the hell should I know?" Reactions to the news were swift and, in some cases, decisive.
In a swift response to the news that advertisers were able to target anti-Semitic phrases on Facebook, the social network has shut down "self-reported targeting fields" in the ad system until further notice.
