Luckily, your partner is just as clueless as you, so they'll think a powdery, sweet-smelling rock is a good present too.
There's a predictable collection of sweet, rock-hard sorbets served in fruit shells, and an array of even sweeter pies with names like Bananarama and Oreo Blast.
The Gossip, an Arkansas-born trio now based in Washington State, came closest to hitting that sweet spot rock purists fetishize.
This sweet, delectable rock 'n' roll comedy from Australia follows the bumpy adventures of an aspiring band led by the ambitious, spiky-haired Freddy (Kick Gurry).
At entree time, try the quesadillas filled with sweet firm rock shrimp or the tasty marinated skirt steak, thinly sliced and piled atop grilled tortillas.
We had sweet, creamy rock oysters finished in the waters off Lindisfarne (the ordering of which proves I don't bare a grudge for long, even against Geordie folk rockers).
On the one hand, home sweet home: rock, refuge, cheerful mess, emotional centre, the place where (as Robert Frost put it) "when you have to go there,/They have to take you in".
