Momma treats her boy sweet, buys him some fine, fine Spiderman underwear, gives him his Miralax dose to keep him nice-n-regular, gives him a safe, disinfected, disease-free place to lay his head.
Maybe go to Babycakes in the East Village, get a bunch of gluten-free, vegan sweets, buy a bottle of rum and get hammered on the street, somewhere close to the PATH?
The traditional diet of fish from the river and meat hunted in the forest gave way to barbecued steak and brightly coloured sweets bought at the supermarket.
Buy perfume that goes with your personality, if you are a sweet person, buy vanilla or cotton candy scents.
If the intended recipient is not a chocolate lover, you can still appeal to his or her sweet tooth buy filling the basket with other organic candies or organic cookies, cupcakes, and other baked goods.
For example, one participant described herself as a sweet-alcoholic; she just had to eat sweets: "I cannot buy sweets, which is why I call myself an alcoholic because I'm like them in that they can't buy themselves a bottle of alcohol.
When I'm not around they can use sugar, and things, and so now I make, you know…every time when I go to shop I have to buy sweets, sweets, sweets, now, when I've seen his teeth, and the dentist told me, this is about the sweet, I have to stop it.
He's sweet and buys me flowers.
Good sweets to buy are: toffees, fudges, M and M's, fruit salads, blackjacks, humbugs, jelly squares (known as Jello Chunks in America) etc. Eating too many sweets will make you fat and can cause tooth decay.
If you are really tempted to go at least put half of the amount of money you were going to bring, and slowly decrease the amount of sweets you buy every time you go.
