By the time a three-star crew has finished carving and arranging your saddle of monkfish with dried cherries and wild-herb-infused nage into a Parthenon or a Space Needle, it's had dozens of sweaty fingers all over it.
The sport armband enables quick access to joggers who want to wipe their fat, sweaty fingers all over the face of their shiny, new iPhone.
The thought of rubbing my fat, greasy, sweaty fingers all over the face of the device in order to change tracks doesn't appeal to me at all.
I've also put my sweaty fingerprints all over their shiny new Wings, the wireless controller that Nyko is hoping will take the place of many gamers' Wii classic controllers.
Those shutter nerds that can't wait to get their sweaty palms all over the latest 15.1MP Canon DSLR can now fork over their cash to Circuit City or Amazon for a pre-order.
" It's protected, so when it's dripping sweat from the ceiling like in the East German clubs where we started, or when we played in India and had sweaty feathers all over.
The Hot Haus Recs and Unknown to the Unknown boss lives for the sound: from radio shows on Rinse, to playing sweaty sets all over Europe and releasing massive tracks by the likes of Willie Burns, Rushmore, Murlo, DJ Stingray and Slackk.
And gave Hammer a big sweaty hug as he walked off stage with the entire crowd wanting to see it all over again from the top.
When I arrived at his place, he was poring over the stove, hot and sweaty from all the effort.
Those heady days of sweaty shuffling are over, but here's a choice way to relive it all: sit back and watch this compilation of the blockbuster festival's best Vines.
You know the moments I am talking about... the kids refusing to eat dinner, the cluttered table that makes way for a quick family meal, the stinky diapers, the evening walks with kids running in different directions, the sweaty dog, the over-splashed baths, all of it.
