He would be left wondering, I suspect, why God gave him only two eyebrows to raise.
That vacant face partly explains, I suspect, why "Zero Dark Thirty" has stirred up so much controversy before hitting theaters.
And people will wonder, I suspect, why we didn't do more to save more of them.
The reasons Nell loved The Princess Bride exemplify, I suspect, why it has become one of the most enduring and beloved films of all time.
"That vacant face partly explains, I suspect, why Zero Dark Thirty has stirred up so much controversy," wrote Manohla Dargis, admiringly, in the New York Times.
He dismissed the 12-day layoff between starts as a reason his splitter was flat and his command suspect, why he issued four walks and allowed a season-high six runs.
And Frozen is a favourite because it doesn't include a typically gothic Disney villain – one reason, I suspect, why it's now the highest-grossing cartoon ever released.
Then you suddenly think it's all been inward focussing, only me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and people who are really close …" I never began to suspect why he was so tortured.
It is not to be confused with Giulia Enders's Gut: The Inside Story of Our Body's Most Underrated Organ, last year's surprise runaway hit and the reason, I suspect, why Roach's book has been reissued.
Its dead simple interface and feature set are the Apple TV's main draw and, I suspect, why it will be successful.
